The Free Land of 6 Chitato is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its daily referendums, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 6.855 billion 6 Chitatoans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.5%.

The very strong 6 Chitatoan economy, worth 342 trillion sparkleses a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Cheese Exports, and Gambling. Average income is 49,989 sparkleses, with the richest citizens earning 9.7 times as much as the poorest.

Legislation sometimes has to battle through weeks of filibustering to pass, snap elections are called over every minor impasse, there's a lot of hot air coming from the Capitol Building, and grinning punters say that casino roulette is the greatest high that life has to offer. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. 6 Chitato's national animal is the chitato, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

6 Chitato is ranked 78,066^th in the world and 111^th in Resuscitation for Largest Populations, with 6.86 billion capita.